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1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do NOT talk about /b/. No exeptions
3. We are Anonymous.
3.14159265358979323846... . Expect us.
4. Anonymous is Legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
%u56DB%u5341%u56DB%u3002 Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. (as a note to those who are hating on the jap chars it is 44 in Japanese and is ment to be a joke... get the fuck over it)
44. If it's available, someone will spam it.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
54. /b/ sucks today.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
59. Fuck Gaston.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.
62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
63. There is always porn of a female version of a male character (and vice versa). No Exceptions.
64. Don't copy that floppy
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
69. Nothing is needed to be said. No exceptions.
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
74. If you post it, they will cum.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
77. The Flood makes you stupid.
78. It will always need moar sauce.
79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate
80. Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
84. All rules ARE true, including this one.
85. Retarded rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89. Bruce Lee was an hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.
92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93. Go Fuck Yourself. Anyone who tries to edit rule 93 can read rule 93 while rule 93'ing. No Exceptions
94. Fagicorn rule 93'd while reading rule 93 to a gay bar and everyone in there was rule 93'ing and they all came in fagicorns face. we told you, No Exceptions.
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Faggotry will not be tolerated.
101. You are never THE BEST suck at anyeverything, deal with it.
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
103. That's no such thing as safe sex
104. The internet is for porn.
105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
106. Rule 109 is true.
107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid No Exceptions
108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
109. Rule 106 is false.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112. What you click isn't always what you get.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
114. Secure tripcodes are for fags.
115.If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.
118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119. Only newfags like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.
120. Nobody likes you.
121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).
123. 456789
124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.
125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127. No NewFaggots aloud.
128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing
| _ | ___/ \ |e____/ \ |/ \ |________________________________
n
As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
129. BOTS will be dismantled.
130. Internet = Very Scary
131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.
132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
134. If it talks, you must shut it up.
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
136. _uck _ou_self solve it.
137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.
138. Rule 139 does/will not exist.
139. Rule 138 is true.
140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.
141. Godmodding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.
142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.
143. If you ignore her, she will bitch.
144. People can't understand sarcasm.
145. If you take it seriously gtfo.
146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.
147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.
149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.
150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad.
156. If you want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!
157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions.
158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.
159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".
160. Google ftw. No exceptions.
161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit.
163. There's a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.
164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.
165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.
166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.
169? Nah I'll have 2 69s.
170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.
171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.
173. STFU! Before i go chris brown on you!
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.
176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions
178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.
180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.
181. Anything that's good is a virus.
182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!
183. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's
183-B The cake is a lie.
184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.
186. Newfags must be shot in the balls on site. No exceptions
187.No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars to a Van Halen song.
188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Bruce Lee will donkey punch you to Uranus.
189. Bukkake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!
190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works.
191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.
192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.
193. If you break rule 188. You will be spanked by Barack Obama.
194. If you break rule 2, Barack Obama will tickle your pubes.
194-B. Rule 194 is true.
195. People called Fred are just Fail. No Exceptions.
196. People named Tyler are just win. No Exceptions.
197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.
199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions
200. Pictures or it didn't happen.
201. Maths in failing: Win + Fail = Epicfail Fail + Fail = Win Win + Win = Fail Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris No exceptions
202. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
204. NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.
205. All Americans are fat. No exceptions.
206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.
208. Rules 1, 2 and 206 are true.
209. See rule 208.
210. See rule 209.
211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.
212. 4chan is funny. No exceptions.
213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
214-B. except on a Mac
214-C. Alt. F4
215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.
216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!
216-B. 42
217. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.
218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.
219. Google is not a calculator
220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
221. RETARDED NEWFAGS,should always be shot without warning NO EXCEPTIONS!
222. The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.
223. Only faggots add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions.
224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.
225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions
227-B. Nickelback is the second worst band in the world. No exceptions
228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.
228-B. except the ones about newfags editing the rules
229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.
230. Hentai is you friend. No exceptions.
231. The number of friends you have on facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
232. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.
233. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
234. Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204
234. ????
235. PROFIT!
236. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.
237. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.
238. Every night when you are sleeping, Interwebz177 gives u pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry.
239. That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet, and will remain on a 50yr old man's hard drive for as long as he lives.
240. Rule 301 is false, it is occasionally Alex.
241. Everything fun on the internet is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
242. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
250. Additional Pylons are required. Always
269. Yeah, finally...2 69's!
299. This is blasphemy, this is madness. No exceptions
300. 299 is a lie. This is sparta. No exceptions.
301. This is the end of the world, no exceptions.
302. 301 is a lie. The end is the beginning. No exceptions.
303. O_o
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304.| IMMA FIREN MAH? LAZAH, BLARRRRRRGGGHH!
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306. The lazah destroyed rule 305.
307. Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feal it in hell. No exceptions.
308. the rules on 313 were watching the lazah as well, and have wandered off blinded refer to rule 313 for more details.
313. Rules 309,310,311, and 312 tried to defeat the lazah, but got dazed with radiation and now can only see Ninja Unicorns, no exceptions
314. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.
369. Two's company, three's a crowd.
370. Perl will NEVER be the best language, no exceptions
371. Every time you throw an IntrospectionException an emo becomes an hero
372. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException
373. Exception in thread "/b/" internet.lang.Error: InvalidArgumentException:
at Rules.main(Player.java:106)
at Rules.main(Game.java:109)
374. If you break rules one or two, you must compile and rule 2.1333371 and throw no exceptions.
375. Some rules just dont make sense... follow them anyways. No Exceptions
400. Gilmans law-any discussion on any site or chat room if given enough time with out invoking Godwin's law will eventually devolve into quoting Monty python
401. You are a pirate -no exceptions.
404. This rule was not found.
405. If you're wondering where the other rules went, check rule 404.
420. Weed is all that needs to be said here.
500. Something went wrong.A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.No exceptions.
619. BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619 HEY BOOYAKA BOOYAKA REY MYSTERIO.
690. Wow is spelt with one capital when not referring to the game. No exceptions.
666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.
666-B. You've lost THE GAME. No exceptions.
777. Today's your lucky day.
777/0. Today is not your lucky day, you just divided by zero... AGAIN!!!
867-5309. Jenny is not home, she will never be home. No Exceptions.
999. %u02D9suo%u0131%u0287d%u01DD%u0254x%u0 1DD ou %u02D9%u05DF%u0131%u0250%u025F no%u028E 's%u0131%u0265%u0287 pu%u0250%u0287s%u0279%u01DDpun %u0287,uop %u05DF%u05DF%u0131%u0287s no%u028E %u0287%u01DD%u028E p%u0250%u01DD%u0265 %u0279no%u028E d%u0131%u05DF%u025F o%u0287 %u01DD%u026F%u0131%u0287 %u01DD%u0265%u0287 %u029Eoo%u0287 no%u028E %u025F%u0131
999-B. %u02D9suo%u0131%u0287d%u01DDx%u01DD ou %u02D9%u05DF%u0131%u0250%u025F %u05DF%u05DF%u0131%u0287s no%u028E 'u%u028Dop %u01DDp%u0131sdn s%u0183u%u0131%u0265%u0287 p%u0250%u01DD%u0279 o%u0287 %u01DD%u05DFq%u0250 %u01DD%u0279%u0250 pu%u0250 p%u0250%u01DD%u0265 %u0279no%u028E u%u0279n%u0287 o%u0287 %u01DD%u028C%u0250%u0265 %u0287,up%u0131p no%u028E %u025FI
1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. more are being discovered.
1002. Browsing 4chan never ends. No exceptions except Chuck Norris because he is GOD.
1337. The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, newfag.
1337(b). Rule 1337 fails and the editor is a newfag, no exceptions
1337 (c). This entire rule has no use in life, just like you. No exceptions.
2012. Science doesn't exist, God doesn't exist, Only Chuck Norris exists
2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.
2013.2. Except Chuck Norris. He will always exist, even when 4chan kills us all.
2014. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock.
2040. This is the year you will graduate high school... any Exceptions... to bad theyre are No Exceptions. unless u wish to end up like rule.
5067. If you forget about Chuck Norris while on the Internet he may round house kick you at his time of choice.
5297. Jawz, I is him and no one else is. no exceptions.
5678. Rule 9085 Is the only rule that makes sense here. No Exceptions.
8999. It's just under 9000. No exceptions
9000. You must be strictly greater than 9000 to be over 9000.
9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions
9002. It's still over 9000, and always will be!
9003. You will be molested this many times by newfags, especially if you edit this post no exceptions!
9004. This is how many times I have killed newfags. Obey Rule 9003, or else! No exceptions.
90210. This rule is shit, and so are you for thinking, "Oh, 90210, I love that show!"
9005. DallasDingyBird is the King of the Internet.
9006. Eggsandbricks is the Vice-King of the Internet.
9007.Alakazam_Fan is King of the Milky Way, and the secretary of the Internet.
9014. "Did he/she/it/they/the lamp/etc. died?" No he/she/it/they/the lamp/etc. didn't and never will. No exceptions.
9015. You can't take 2 from 3! 2 is less then 3 so we look in the tens place.
9016: Chuck Norris' computer can divide by 0. No Exceptions
9017: In Soviet Russia - 0 divides by YOU.
9018: 9016 and 9017 are epic, EPIC RULE IS EPIC. No Exceptions
9020. If you're wondering where 9019 went, refer to rule 404.
9021. Blockatiel is out to get you. No Exceptions.
9022. Your parents know where you keep your porn, no exceptions. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help.
9023. Anonymous is not sorry.
9024. There is no god other than Chuck Norris... We cannot stress that enough.
9025. Standing safely behind Rule 9026.
9027. If your wondering where Rule 9026 went, The Lazar (304) sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. No exceptions.
9029. Rule 9028 is a lie; The cake is also true.
9030. Rule 9029 is true, although Chuck Norris already ate the cake.
9031. Rule 9030 is misleading, Chuck Norris ate the cake that was a lie... therefore, Chuck Norris is a l... The computer of this rules writer mysteriously exploded. Don't doubt the Norris. No Exceptions
9033. The placement of rule 1006 was shit. No exceptions.
9034. If you download but don't seed, Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.
9035. There IS a torrent for it... you just aren't looking hard enough... Unless there isn't.
9036. Vampires don't sparkle. No exceptions.
9037. I'm sorry, your request cannot be processed. Please refer to rule 404.
9039. Editors are and always will be Newfags. Editz of Anon screw everyone over.
9040: Kill it with fire!
9041. There is an exception to all exceptions. No exceptions
9042. If you try to forum rape people, then its obvious youve followed rule 57 your entire life.
9043. NO TRACTORS.
9044. Rule 15 is especially true with rule 404.
9045. If it exists it is owned by Microsoft. No exceptions.
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..........::::::::::READ DESCRIPTION FIRST::::::::::..........
This video is for people who are scared of living because of the rumors that are out there about 21/12/2012. If you don't understand something in the video I'll have it here:
Hi there!
You must have been hearing some rumors about the world coming to an end in 2012. I'll give you a logical explanation for them:
1. Planet-x has a very "unnatural" cycle so it will circle the earth it is said to be much powerful than the sun, so, we'll die with the heat.
Logical Explanation: Planet-x has been in our solar system ALWAYS. NASA just discovered it in 1984. It has never harmed earth before, why would it now?
2. The Mayan calendar ended in 13.0.0.0.0.0 or something which means 21/12/2012, so we're gonna die with disasters and some mythical creatures will come and kill us.
Logical Explanation: The Mayan's end their calendar in the end of a cycle, and they say it is a reason for celebration, not the end of the world.
3. A huge comet will hit the earth. With the Comet's impact the poles will shift (there will be a magnetic reversal) which will lead to natural disasters and mass destruction.
Logical Explanation: No comet is heading to our planet (and you know that they travel nearly as fast as light, so if it were to come in 2012 we would already know). And if you think aliens would command the comet, you are wrong. Alien life has been proved, but they aren't as intelligent as us, and even if they were, they'd be like us: scared that the other race could be more powerful.
4. A movie is being made about the end of the world and it is called 2012.
Logical Explanation: Movies aren't always real.
So, in 2012, it is said that the sun, the "Milky way" and the earth will line up and that the sun will fire solar flares, but they are harmless for earth. Our sun is harmless for the next BILLIONS of years, so there's no need to worry (only if you are driving and you need GPS to go home, because some satellites may be destroyed with the solar flares).
I hope that clarified your idea of 21/12/2012.
Thank you for watching! Rate, comment and subscribe to my channel.
And if you think the world is really coming to an end, post a video response with the explanation.
P.S. There were more rumors but I didn't include in the video :P
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Stranger: OOH GIRL I WANNA GET WIT YA AND TAKE YO PICTURE
Stranger: CONTINUE!
You: MY BOYS THEY TRY TO WARN ME CAUSE YO BUT MAKE ME SO HORNY
Stranger: YES MOAR
You: O RUMP O SMOOTH SKIN U SAY YOU WANNA GET IN MY BENZ WELL USE,USE
Stranger: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
You: CAUSE YA AIN'T THAT AVERAGE GROUPIE
Stranger: AHHHH!
You: TO HELL WITH YO ROW ANCIN
You: GOT IT LIKE A TURBO VETTE I'M TIRED OF MAGIZINES
Stranger: NAO SHOW ME YOUR PENIS
You: UHHHHHHHHHHH KAY
You: *shows penis*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: HAVE
Stranger: BEEN
Stranger: WARNE3D
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: *WARNED
Stranger: TEEHEEE
Stranger: :P
You: BIG BOOTY HOES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
if you're interested this is how you make a friend online(swear to god this is real)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ^^
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: arizona
Stranger: cool
You: i know rite
Stranger: : )
Stranger: how old are you?
You: :D
You: 26
You: u??
Stranger: just turn 19 in october
You: M OR F
Stranger: f
Stranger: and you?
You: M
Stranger: are you a student?
You: Collage
Stranger: so~what do you study?
You: Chemistry
You: physics
You: art
Stranger: wow~thats cool
Stranger: : )
You: plan to create a game engine and make money off it
You: :D
Stranger: thats good for you
Stranger: :)
You: THANKS
Stranger: so~you are Master now?
Stranger: or?
You: I forgot to ask where you from?
You: oh and Bachelor
Stranger: haha~i'm from taiwan but i'm 1/3 from japan
Stranger: and i study languages
You: that's kool
Stranger: you are Master now?
Stranger: or?
You: nope
Stranger: so?
Stranger: in the 4 year of college?
You: Ya know i plan to go to japan and 3year
Stranger: haha~i see
Stranger: : )
You: Yep interested in their culture
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: :)
Stranger: which city will you go??
Stranger: i mean japan
You: Don't know yet gotta get the money first
Stranger: haha~ok
You: lol
Stranger: i'll live in tokyo
Stranger: i love that city
Stranger: there are so many beautiful view there
You: maybe i'll see you there
You: what's your name?
Stranger: i'm Lynn
Stranger: and you?
You: Christopher
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: : )
You: Thank you your's is too
Stranger: what color are your eyes?
You: Brownish green
Stranger: wow~thats very pretty
You: lol thanks
Stranger: how about your hair? brown?
Stranger: or?
You: Jet black
Stranger: coo;
Stranger: *cool
You: lol typo
You: i do it too though
Stranger: haha~
Stranger: : )
You: lol
Stranger: long wave hair? or short?
You: median wavy
Stranger: i see
Stranger: : )
You: i'm part african american
Stranger: so~you are a mix?
You: AFRICAN and German
Stranger: wow~thats cool
Stranger: :)
You: Thanks
You: what cha doin right now
Stranger: ?? what do you mean?
Stranger: :P
You: just curios
You: curious
Stranger: haha~you mean~what am i doing now?
You: yep
Stranger: listening music and chatting with you
Stranger: and you?
You: drawin a picture and chattin with u
You: i'm a good artist so i think it's nice
Stranger: wow~you are a artist?
You: yep i'm pretty good started when i was in 3rd grade and got good in the sixth grade
Stranger: thats good~i like arts too
Stranger: : )
You: yep i'm pretty wierd with my art
Stranger: haha~so what time is there now?
You: 11:00
You: pm
Stranger: haha~~a little late
Stranger: :)
You: i know what about u
Stranger: its 2:01 pm
You: wow........where are you
Stranger: i'm in taiwan...now
You: wow ummm 16 hour diff or 18 hour
Stranger: haha~yeah
Stranger: just like talk to the people in the future
Stranger: :P
You: u got a twitter,msn,or xbox live/psn??
Stranger: well~i got a msn
You: kool what is it
Stranger: flowers13579@yahoo.com.tw
You: mine is Mr.Puddinpops@live.com
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i add you
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you online now?
You: msn no
Stranger: haha~ok
Stranger: : )
You: i can't stay on too much longer my laptop goin to shut off to save energy that's why i'm not
You: but thank you for adding me :D
Stranger: oh~:)
You: i got like 15 minutes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: : )
You: who u live with
Stranger: my family~but i will leave home after 3 months
You: aww :L
Stranger: : )
You: I left mine almost a year now
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: so long
You: We keep in touch though
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: : )
You: i love my family so yeah why wouldn't i
Stranger: haha~nice to hear that
Stranger: i'm happy for you
Stranger: :)
You: thanks
You: hey i can't stay on too much longer so i'll hit you up on Msn i got to go to bed
You: i had fun talkin to you
You: bye :3
You have disconnected.
JUNGLE MONKAYS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello US citizen
Stranger: I'm Barack Obama
You: n****rt
Stranger: I'll locate you
Stranger: and send the swat
Stranger: after you
Stranger: and you will be punished!
You: Barack Obama on Omegle.......n****r
Stranger: yeah im n****r
Stranger: I'm Obama
Stranger: i see my own skin
You: I know ..............................n****r
Stranger: i can make you n****r
Stranger: i am president
Stranger: i can do anything
You: i'm a black man not a n****r
Stranger: You're sand neggar
Stranger: black = sand neggar
You: nope your a coon n****r
You: n****r
You: jungle bunny
You: monkay
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I joined swat
Stranger: i'm not in jungle
You: that's kool
Stranger: yeah
You: n****r
Stranger: presidents protect and serve
You: presidents can eat my dick
Stranger: you has dick?
Stranger: good joke
Stranger: i hate meh kind
Stranger: sand neggar
You: you hate n****rs??
Stranger: i hate u :x
You: nope i'm black not a n****r
You: n****r
Stranger: same thing
Stranger: buddy
You: nope n****r
Stranger: n****r = african = black = african = n****r
You: ......................................
...............n****r
Stranger: understand now?
You: african hoodlum
Stranger: why dont you go fuck a "black" ebony lady?
You: n****r
Stranger: you just admitted you're n****r?
You: nope n****r
Stranger: i have control on every website
Stranger: i will get you banned
You: nope
Stranger: and i will bust out your whole n****r family!
Stranger: no
Stranger: whole africa!
You: O rly
Stranger: i will be the only n***ah here!
Stranger: I will be precious
Stranger: Now i'll go eat a special Black Barack N****r pizza
You: i'm not a n****r in the first place
You: n****r
You: blackey
You: mutha fucka
Stranger: die BLACK ASS!
You: n****r
You: n***a
Stranger: negro
You: niphgga
Stranger: KK
You: nygger
Stranger: :P
Stranger: it was good to insult a neggar
You: n****ria
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello (:
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
You: wanna taste my dick yes/no???
Stranger: yes
You: alrite go ahead
Stranger: okayyy (:
You: go for it
You: *shoves penis in face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.LOKKAH HERE A BIG....GAY DANCE
Stranger: hey
Stranger: there
Stranger: dude
You: hi
You: there
You: dude
You: i
You: have
You: a
You: big
You: dick
Stranger: touche
Stranger: so do
Stranger: i
You: but
You: mine
You: had
You: the
You: balls
You: to
You: slap
You: chuck
You: norris
You: in
You: the
You: face
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: props
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
no words
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey.
You: wats up
Stranger: nothin...just came from the shower
You: m or f
Stranger: female
You: thats nice
You: age???
Stranger: 19
You: why everybody 19 on here
Stranger: ?/??
You: every body i talk to is 19 im 23
Stranger: ah....your so "old"
You: lol
You: jk
You: i'm
You: really
You: ..
Stranger: ...
You: ...
You: 20
Stranger: lol
You: i'm serious
Stranger: ok cool then
You: ?????
Stranger: most of the ppl i talk too are like 15 and want to see me naked
You: to be honest when i got on here i was hard
Stranger: lol...
You: but now i'm not that horny just a little uneven
Stranger: lol
Stranger: brb going to put on panties
You: kk
Stranger: ok well
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: i need some exitment
You: well....
You: you can always.........
You: play with yourself
Stranger: yeah im getting ready to actually
Stranger: thanks lol
You: get ready???
You: all i need to do is ejaculate for 50 min
Stranger: 50 min??????
You: yep
Stranger: like, in one burst or?
You: 50 min before i get ready to burst
You: i timed it
Stranger: god thats a lot of jerking
Stranger: i think i might finger my ass this time
You: i sometimes get arm akes afterwards
You: my penis is actually 10.5 inches
Stranger: omg
You: no joke
You: i think it's pretty average
Stranger: i would love to ride that
You: when i was twelve i had a 7 inch one
You: i just have a big penis
Stranger: im wet now...=)
You: that's kool
You: wish i can watch
Stranger: wish i could suck your huge penis
You: that's pretty naughty
You: :I
Stranger: im a naughty girl
Stranger: :/
You: now i'm hard again
Stranger: do u like girls with big butts or big tits?
You: don't matter but if i had to choose butts
You: actually
You: big butts
Stranger: yay
You: now i wanna masturbate
Stranger: you should
You: at the same time??
You: how long do u last??
Stranger: just talk dirty to me
Stranger: please
You: uhh
You: ok
You: what way you want me to go with this
Stranger: any way
Stranger: i just need to orgasim
You: we could online fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL I IZ RAPIST
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So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.
The cartoon was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.
"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, (..untill now).
fuckin Mortal combat reboot i'm scared because usually something like this sucks like street fighter the legend of Chun Lee
or dragonball:Evolution
it made me feel like this
AND THIS WAS ME AFTER THE FACT